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38 Miniature Horse Express Do the chipmunks have the plague? They carry it like ginger in a baby carriage. Does the plague in a chipmunk, roasted, taste as chalky-sweet as gourmet coffee grinds? Or pastry flake stewed in Head & Shoulders™? You staple your gaze: a little redhead, trampstamp and sweatpants, births a litter of porcupines right in your face: Does she seem so sweet with those needles in your eyes? There’re daily specials inkjetted and tacked to the blackboard: conserve chalk- sticks and banish blemishes; raze the trading post-dilute the pony express a jackass leg-snap hee-haw-ing over mass-text, unaddressed -James Jones

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