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152 Dear Planned Parenthood, Do you charge double when it’s twins, or are abortions buy-one-get-one free? Dear Maya Angelou, Show me on the doll where the poetry touched you. Dear Ann Landers, Do these ingrown hairs make my ass look fat? Dear Aspiring Yalies, When you take the SAT, please remember the following analogy: Sony MiniDisc Players : iPods :: Columbine : Virginia Tech Dear Condoleezza Rice, I like rough sex just as much as any girl, but next time, I don’t think our safety word should be “harder.” -Tasha Matsumoto