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151 Valentines for Nymphomaniacs Dear Homeland Security, I know you’re monitoring my internet activity. I’m just looking up the symptoms of syphilis to screw with you. Dear Thesaurus, I thought that masturbation was a synonym for self-loathing sex. Dear Little Girl, You should date a recovering heroin addict because Methadone makes him crave sugar, and you can eat cotton candy for lunch. Dear Pope Benedict I’ve never made love. I have, however, fucked a lot of strangers. So in answer your question, yes, I do consider myself a virgin.. Dear Zoo, I think you’re a great place for a father to show his albino daughter that she, too, can be trapped, just like anyone else.