committee member: case: trump 4 impeachment 2017! (trump sits before committee) trump: (confused look) impeach me? this is absurd. the people love me! i’m gonna be the best president since reagan. (puzzled face) besides who you gonna replace me with? committee member: well- (trump interrupts) trump: cefinitely not "crooked hillary" (boastfully) and did you see the crowds at my inauguration? (chest out) the people love me. committee member: you had the largest turnout ever for an inauguration. trump: (overly animated) exactly! i think i need to tweet that again. (trump starts looking for his phone) so why the impeachment talk! committee member: you didn’t let me finish. there were more people there to protest than to celebrate your inauguration. trump: oh that’s not true! you’re fired! commitee member: you can’t fire us. we are going to determine whether to fire you. trump: hold on while i tweet america about how horrible you are.
committee member: speaking of america: 75% of them disapprove of the job your doing as president. trump: now do the math. there are nearly half a billion people in the us. 25% is a lot of people that approve of me. and let’s not forget the kids. committee member: ha! stop tweeting and check out youtube. (shows trump) what does the conald say? (shows him a video performed by kids .song parody (based on katie perry what does fox say?) what does the conald say?! (trump impersonator dances around the room) cats "meow" meow ( trump impersonator acts like each animal) cucks "quack" quack and dogs woof but there's a sound no one understands what does the conald say? "blah-blah-blah-tweet-tweet-tweet! (committee member stops the video.) committee member: this video has gone viral! committee: and let’s not talk about snl. committee: they are considering changing the name to the trump show.
trump: (overly dramatic) oh, pick on trump. committee member: no ones picking on you. committee: we just want you out. committee: we’ve got options for you. (committee member grabs posters to present to trump) committee member: option 1: take the apprentice job back. arnold says i 'll be back, but nbc says "no" option 2: bring american idol back. how’s this slogan: american idol, great again. simon cowell certainly has got nothing on you. now the people have spoken. (trump interrupts) trump: yes, they have. they voted me in. committee: and now they want you out. committee: in the words you made famous : you’re fired! (trump throws up hands and walks out) (trump closes door) (trump to himself): bout time they relieve me from this job. my businesses are suffering. what does a guy have to do to get impeached?? i tried everything! +++